Liam Clay is a Canadian who recently moved to Australia after getting kicked out of England for apologizing too much. He works on the commercial side of design agencies as a job, where his seething jealousy of the creative staff boils over into writing.

He has tried to work on fiction without the science before, but it always manages to sneak in there by the third page or so. He also wishes that water came out of the tap lemon infused, and that someone would invent a teleporter already.